Interview with UK’s woman & home magazine

The power of volunteering: an interview about life as a conservation volunteer in Uganda

Once upon a lifetime ago, I left my 9-5 job in London to volunteer with the Uganda Conservation Foundation. Volunteering with VSO (Voluntary Service Overseas) was the passport to an incredible life. It’s a story I’ve been blogging about ever since…

I’m thrilled that an interview about my life in Uganda featured in the UK’s woman & home magazine (October 2021) and Woman Magazine (July 2022).

“Approaching Entebbe Airport, bright orange sunshine filled the plane. I felt like the sun was rising over Africa and my new life. I was a little nervous and very excited.

In London, I had a corporate job and a long-term relationship, but the end of the relationship reignited my dream of visiting Africa.

I didn’t know anything about Uganda beyond Idi Amin, Lake Victoria and mountain gorillas, but I had a feeling I might stay longer than my two-year placement …”

Charlotte Beauvoisin, Woman Magazine | woman & home magazine
Woman Magazine UK July 2022. Charlotte Beauvoisin interview VSO Uganda
Woman Magazine UK July 2022. Charlotte Beauvoisin interview about the life-changing experience of being a VSO in Uganda

Read the woman & home interview with Charlotte in Uganda here.

The warmth here in Uganda – like the people – envelops you in a hug and makes you want to stay forever…

Charlotte Beauvoisin, woman & home magazine, October 2021
No that is not me on the magazine cover! (Eh! you think all bazungu look alike?)
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Lash goals (culture shock!)

Lash goals. Yes dear reader, that’s a thing!

Yesterday I went shopping on the British high street. (After my year in the forest, shouldn’t that be something to get excited about?)

The task was simple: buy some mascara.

One of the upsides of living in Uganda is there’s not a lot of choice. Yes, to me that’s an upside because the options in the UK are OVERWHELMING. You can dither endlessly. At one point I wanted to walk out of the shop empty-handed and then I reminded myself how lucky I am (I thought of a few Ugandan girlfriends who would be agog at all the products on offer!)

This photo shows one quarter of the intimidating “makeup wall.”

Do I choose between black and brown mascara?

How much should I spend?

Those are the small details.

First consider: microblade effect. natural volume. dual wand. smudge proof. curl addict. masterpiece divine lashes. waterproof. lash boost complex. lash sculpting. big drama volumising. long shot lengthening. wonder extension full stretch technology. And then there’s “false lash Bambi” – one for my Ugandan friends 😂

Beyond the marketing vernacular, did I want to buy a vegan product? Or something made in the UK? Had the mascara been tested on animals? I could feel my head exploding. I do miss having ethical choices in my shopping decisions but they are a whole other headache too. (To be honest, I don’t want ethical options, I want ALL products to be ethical).

I love culture shock but it takes me time to adjust to the UK’s consumer culture. I don’t much like it.

(I have always had mixed feelings about the (over)abundance of options and the unrelenting pressure to spend, spend, spend).

Have you travelled from Uganda to UK or Europe? How did the shopping experience make you feel? Did you run screaming from the shop?!

Huge boost for Kenya tourism as UK relaxes travel restrictions

Kenya moves from red list to amber list

Finally! Kenya 🇰🇪 is off the UK’s red list! This will take effect at 4am, Wednesday 22 September 2021.  

For the last few months, tens of thousands of British people have been denied the chance to travel to Kenya, one of their favourite holiday destinations. Equally, red list restrictions have been disastrous for Kenyans wanting to visit friends and relatives in the UK, and those who study or work in the UK.

While we appreciate the need to protect ourselves and others from COVID-19, the British “traffic light system” has created untold frustrations for travellers. Travel restrictions continue to cause massive financial losses for developing countries whose economies are reliant on tourism.

At the time of writing, leisure travel to red list countries is banned by the UK government and remains in place for Uganda, Rwanda, South Africa and many other countries. (Ironically, the UK has some of the world’s highest COVID infection rates). November 2021: travel is a continuous state of flux. If you have any East Africa travel-related questions you are always welcome to message me directly.

Rediscover the magic of #MagicalKenya

Are you traveling to Kenya?

According to the Magical Kenya website, all passengers travelling to Kenya from the UK must have a negative COVID-19 PCR test certificate conducted within 96 hours before travel. (Children under the age of five are exempt).

In addition, all passengers are required to self-isolate for seven days upon arrival (except if you are coming from the exempted countries) and must take a PCR test four days after arrival. [September 18th: will visitors to Kenya still need to self-isolate after 22nd September? I am looking for official guidance on that and shall update this blog once I find it].

All travellers need to complete a COVID-19 Travellers Health Surveillance Form before travelling. You’re advised to download the QR code which you will need to show to Port Health officials on arrival.

Are you travelling to the UK from Kenya?

According to the East African (September 17th 2021) “Travellers from Kenya will be exempted from compulsory hotel quarantine, although they may be required to isolate for 10 days and take tests.”

Read more about the red and amber list travel restrictions on the British government’s website.

I know from first-hand experience how creative we have to be if we want to avoid quarantine! In July 2021, I travelled from ‘red list Uganda’ via Spain in order to get into the UK without quarantining.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AWa97IcqKRE

I regularly visit Kenya so I’m absolutely thrilled that red list restrictions are being removed. We now need Uganda, Rwanda, and South Africa to be removed from the UK’s red list!

Are you planning a trip to Kenya? Safari or coast – what is your favourite destination?

How to enter Red List UK via Spain

Do you want to travel to the UK from Uganda, Kenya or Rwanda in 2021? Here’s how I did it!

These East African countries – and many more around the world – are currently classified as Red List meaning that if you travel directly to England from a Red List country, you will need to spend a mandatory 10 days in government quarantine. This will cost you a formidable £1,750. Few of us have that money, hence a longer route to the UK through a third country is one option. Here is my story:

Disclaimer: don’t rely on everything I write here; circumstances are constantly changing and you need to check everything. I have a British passport. If you’re a different nationality, other rules may apply! For example, “if you have been in a country or territory on the red list in the last 10 days you will only be allowed to enter the UK if you are a British or Irish National, or you have residence rights in the UK.” (Oh yes, and England has slightly different rules from Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland!) At a certain point all this research gave me quite a headache but, now that I have settled with family in the UK for a few weeks, I can tell you that the whole circuitous adventure has been worth it! If you have any questions, please Contact the Muzungu. Better still, post your comments below so fellow travellers can see my responses as well. Scroll down for links to other COVID-19-related travel stories from Uganda, Kenya and Rwanda.

Vilanova i la Geltru, Catalunya, Spain Charlotte Beauvoisin
This is how I ended up in Vilanova i la Geltru, Catalunya, Spain!

What are the UK’s rules for arrivals?

Travellers are assessed based on where they have been in the 10 days before you arrive in the UK. I quickly worked out that I had to travel via a Green or Amber List country. These rules apply if you are not fully vaccinated under the UK vaccination programme.

Before travel to England from an Amber List country, you must:

Why travel now when it’s so complicated?

My dad celebrates his 80th birthday in August. I had set my heart on being with my family come hell or high water. However, “if conditions change in a country or territory, it can be moved from the amber list to the red list.” This can happen without warning, so I kept my travel plans secret in case I got marrooned somewhere!

Where I went wrong

I had taken a gamble on travelling from Uganda to Kenya, thinking that I would spend two weeks in Amber List Uganda before travelling to the UK. I miscalculated. UK put Uganda on the Red List before I had made my UK travel plan. I wanted to cry. It’s at that point that I realised how much I needed to see my family – birthday or no birthday. I had to work out how to travel from a Red List country to England / the UK.

Still, my decade plus as a travel blogger has taught me how the story only starts to get interesting when things go wrong!

Thankfully I have time. Most of my work is remote (I have been working from home longer than anyone I know) so self-isolation is a doddle. This meant I could travel via a Green or Amber List country and kill a few days there and thus legally enter UK ten days later.

Do vaccinations make travel easier?

I was one of the first people in Uganda to have my AstraZeneca shots. I had my first on March 19th, and my second ten weeks later. I have been desperate to relaunch my digital nomad lifestyle.

However, having being ‘double vaxxed’ is just a small part of the puzzle since we now find out we don’t have the right kind of vaccinations. Even for countries who do accept Covishield (AstraZeneca manufactured in India), we may not have the right accompanying paperwork (yet) but I was not prepared to give up.

At the beginning of July, I Googled “European countries that accept Covishield” and read that the European Union does not yet recognise Covishield. However, a number of European countries have announced that they will accept people who have two Covishield vaccinations. “Some European countries to allow travellers from India inoculated with Covishield”

That said, it is not simple to find confirmation of information around accepted vaccines. It took me three days of Google research, visiting airline and government websites, expat Facebook groups and WhatsApp conversations with friends in various countries to to find information that gave me the confidence to travel.

The EU Vaccine Passport and the NHS Covid Pass (UK) are just two of the number of ways that will help vaccinated people to travel. However, as a British expat who has been vaccinated in Uganda, I can’t subscribe to either scheme. (Will I be able to in the future? Who knows…)

Why travel to Spain from Uganda?

Scroll down to read why I spent two weeks in Vilanova i la Geltru in Catalunya, Spain and why I could not enter France, Portugal or Malta.

Why you can’t travel to Malta from Uganda

Although Malta does accept Covishield vaccinations, they do not currently accept Uganda’s proof of vaccinations. I was at the point of booking a fortnight’s AirBnB in Malta when I discovered that they would not let me enter the country(!) I could not find the clarification I needed on government websites so I emailed Visit Malta directly, attaching a copy of my handwritten vaccination certificate. They emailed to confirm it was not acceptable.

Why you can’t travel to France from Uganda

France is not open to tourists. You can only visit for exceptional reasons and I could not justify a visit, even though I have family there (cousins are not counted as close relatives). Damn, I could almost smell the lavender fields!

However, there was a possibility that I could travel to Spain and cross to France by road / train. I had heard other Brits successfully doing this. The airports are checking all travellers very carefully but land borders are not monitored as closely. I wasn’t sure I wanted to take any risks however.

Another issue I had was Brexit, godammit. My cousin alerted me to the need to fill in some additional paperwork. That sent me over the edge! La belle France – you were not meant to be…

Why you can’t travel to Portugal from Uganda

Portugal was high on the list of countries I wanted to visit but expat friends who live there say that only returning residents are allowed to enter the country. This was a big disappointment since I wanted to reconnect with an old friend there.

Why you can’t travel to Belgium from Uganda

Once I decided to fly with Brussels Airlines, it occurred to me that I could simply end the first part of my journey in Belgium and spend a fortnight there. However, travel from Uganda is currently only open to Belgian or EU residents (not Brits post-Brexit); thus I did not qualify. However, I was allowed to transit (stay in Brussels Airport between flights) as Uganda was not qualified as ‘very high risk.’

Why I travelled to Spain

I had read that Spain accepts Covishield. However, concerned by Malta’s rejection, I wanted to be 100% sure that Spain would let me enter the country before I booked my flight. I emailed the Spanish government cau-sp@spth.gob.es a copy of my handwritten vaccination card and they confirmed Covishield (AZ made in India) would be acceptable. Phew!

Flight booking

Brussels Airlines emerged as the cheapest option between Entebbe to Barcelona via Brussels with a choice of flight times.

For my COVID PCR test, I used Sameday Laboratories test provider in Entebbe. They were professional and quick. Prices vary according to the turnaround times. They can come to you or you can visit their small office at Imperial Mall.

Once I had my negative PCR test certificate, I was ready to complete the Spanish Passenger Locator Form. This was easy to fill in and I received my digital confirmation within seconds. 

I had to show my negative PCR certificate at Entebbe and at Barcelona Airports. I carried my handwritten vaccination proof with me but Spanish authorities did not ask for it.

Note: you may also have to fill in the passenger locator form for any country that you transit through. Check before you fly.

What to expect when checking-in at Entebbe Airport

Overall, the check-in experience was okay. The expanded airport is certainly much nicer than it was. I have written separately about the excellent experience at Entebbe International Airport Arrivals.

I struggled to pull my heavy bag up the long slope towards check-in at Entebbe Airport. A helpful man helped me extricate the bag’s wheels from the grid. “I think you need to get a boyfriend,” he said. Rude or funny? I chose to laugh.

At the entrance to the marquee outside Departures, came a polite “Where are you flying to?” 

I stood in the first line to have my PCR certificate checked. Sadly, the Port Health employee couldn’t manage a hello; nor did she make eye contact. If you arrive at Entebbe Airport without a printed copy of your negative PCR certificate, you will have to get one printed inside the airport. On the lower ground floor, one of the mobile money vendors will charge you 5,000 shillings per black and white print. I had to do this on a previous flight (it’s a hassle as you will have to go through security with all your luggage and get into a tiny lift).

As we were funnelled into the new terminal building, I accidentally jumped the queue. (How embarrassing, I should have realised the small groups of people were social distancing!) A super friendly Ugandan man greeted us with smiles and amusing conversation as we queued to have our bags scanned.

Next stop: shrink wrapping of my huge canvas bag where they advised me to save money and put 1kg stuff into my hand luggage. A courteous young Indian man plastic wrapped my bag and then escorted me plus bag to the Brussels Airlines counter. (Perhaps I don’t need a boyfriend after all?)

Despite my best efforts to have everything in place, I still forgot to do the Passenger Locator Form for my five hours transit in Brussels. Thankfully, Brussels Airlines staff at Entebbe Airport were helpful and very patient with this stressed-out muzungu. There was no public Wi-Fi at Entebbe Airport but luckily I had some data on my phone so I could fill in the Passenger Locator Form while in the check-in queue. The confirmation with QR code came through from Belgium instantly.

At passport control, the immigration officers scowled. There were no niceties here. Security continued with yet another scanning of (hand) luggage. I had wanted to use mobile money before my flight but I could not find anywhere to do that (you need to go back down into Arrivals).

The restrictions of Uganda’s 42 day lockdown meant that I didn’t get a chance to shop for gifts. Could I try my luck at Entebbe Airport? I couldn’t bear to part with five US dollars for a tiny hand-carved gorilla (especially knowing how few shillings locals on the edge of Bwindi Impenetrable National Park will make from the sale).

My flight with Brussels Airlines

Before take-off, staff walked up and down the aisles sanitising (how effective that is, I don’t know?) The safety video was rather fun. I did giggle at the advice not to bring your own drinks on board.

Passengers were given blankets, but no pillows or eye masks. Earphones came wrapped in paper (a good environmental solution). Food and drink (just one) were served quickly and I enjoyed: surprisingly good fish, fresh bread with real butter, a tasty sweet tart and good coffee. (The breakfast was rather poor however; no fruit and just a lot of stodgy pastry and biscuits).

Thankfully there were few announcements and I should have slept through the whole Brussels Airlines flight but woke a hundred times. (For over a year, I slept in the same bed – perhaps I need time to readjust to my digital nomad lifestyle!? Light from my neighbour’s entertainment screen kept flashing at me. I resisted the urge to lie across empty seats after the cabin attendant told the passenger next to me to return to his allocated seat.

Touchdown in Europe

Brussels Airport is one of Europe’s biggest hubs. The efficiency of the security scanning was like something out of a sci-fi film with vigilant staff constantly talking to passengers to make sure the whole system kept moving. It took seconds to login to the airport’s free Wi-Fi, meaning I could access my Passenger Locator Form and show it to immigration. I passed into the waiting area within a few minutes.

On my flight from Brussels to Barcelona, I was allocated a seat next to the emergency exit, a spot that is frequently given to passengers who are travelling on their own. The words “you need a boyfriend” rang in my ears! 

How travel has changed

  • Research thoroughly. Double-check your travel information from every angle. Things can change daily and without warning. Don’t rely on what I have written here, please.
  • Pay a little extra for your flight so you can rebook if needed (e.g. if you get a positive COVID-19 test, or the country you are passing through or visiting goes into lockdown).
  • Everything takes longer than before. I recommend 3 hours at the airport, 4 if you can for: the extra document checks, social distancing and the fact it is harder to communicate with masks on.
  • You need to wear your mask properly all the time. (It’s amazing how people will stick to the rules when they really want something! It’s quite eye-opening).
  • You are not allowed to change seats when you are on the plane. This is for contact tracing e.g. if someone on the flight develops COVID-19, the airline may contact you.
  • Airports and restaurants have plenty of hand sanitiser but I didn’t see many people using it. Remain vigilant. Remember all the negative tests you need to continue traveling 😉
  • Huge respect to the front-line staff who are having to wear their masks day in day out. I found it stressful in Spain where I was relying on lip reading and non-verbal communication to speak my schoolgirl Spanish!

What are the best tips for preparing to travel during the pandemic?

It’s important to do your paperwork in a specific order, for example:

  • Flight booking. I booked my flight from Barcelona to London Gatwick with Vueling. A one-way flight cost €100, including large checked-in bag and hand luggage. I went for the ticket option that allowed one free rescheduling.
  • COVID-19 test. 72 hours before leaving Spain, I had my COVID-19 test. I was charged €70. I received my test results in Spanish and English by SMS and email within 24 hours. 
  • Book and pay for day 2 and day 8 COVID-19 tests. (I really hated doing this!) The UK government has a list of 300+ suppliers, but you have to decide which one is the best for you. The information is clear and has website links and phone numbers. It also gives you an outline of prices. However, you need to decide whether you want to do the test at home, go to a clinic and have someone do the test for you, for example. I paid £108 for the two home test kits. They are very easy-to-use and come with full instructions. If you want “day 5 early release” this is when you have to book it.
  • Complete the UK Passenger Locator Form online. You will need to provide the reference number confirming you have purchased your COVID-19 tests.
  • Check-in online. Before I was allowed to check-in, I had to upload a copy of my negative PCR certificate and my UK Passenger Locator Form to the airline website. I then had to wait two hours before getting email approval to do the actual check-in. Vueling sent me a QR code boarding pass (which I did not need to print). 
  • Printing. I printed my negative PCR certificate, my passenger locator form and my boarding pass (just to cover all bases). I also had screenshots on my fully charged phone. I’m glad I did all of this because it gave me more confidence.
  • Check-in at the airport. At Barcelona Airport, I waved the QR Code for my boarding pass at the staff to enter the building. I then joined a very long queue for the physical check-in. At the counter, I had to show print-outs of my negative PCR Certificate and UK Passenger Locator Form. I then proceeded straight to passport control and a final scanning of my hand luggage before the ten-minute walk to the departure gate. I didn’t have time to shop or buy a coffee; there are definitely more hoops to jump through when you fly nowadays.

When I touched down at London Gatwick, I sailed through the formalities. What a relief to be asked to remove my mask and exchange smiles with a friendly immigration officer! By the time I touched down in the UK, it was 14 days since I had left a red list country. I did everything by the book, as my passport and various certificates showed.

And finally…

I am now ‘free’ to self-isolate for 10 days. The UK’s government Contact and Trace team has called me every day, checking that I am staying at the address I wrote on my Passenger Locator Form. They also remind me of my responsibilities to test and to protect myself and others.

Is it worth travelling with all this extra hassle?

Absolutely! Travel is not only about reunions with long-lost family and friends, it’s about reconnecting with everyday life: watching families playing together on the beach, seeing teenagers kiss…

Before I sign off…

If you have any questions, you’re welcome to Contact the Muzungu. If you post your comments below, other travellers can see my responses as well.

Were Toto right about Africa?

Were Toto right about Africa? Had they even visited Africa?

It’s been ages since I published a blog, hasn’t it Dearest Reader? Travel, IT problems, work commitments, the death of my beloved Baldrick – and plain old exhaustion – have taken their toll… but de Muzungu is back on form. I hope you can keep up?

Sunshine – and the promise of an evening filled with talk about Uganda and birds (and possibly even a sneaky little Uganda Waragi) – followed a captivating day at the UK Bird Fair. Driving along in evening sunshine, I follow Roger (driving the wrong way!) in his little red car.

I switch on the radio.

“Who would you like the request for?” Asks the DJ.

“Please play it for me and my husband who are going on Safari in Kenya this weekend.”

Negative African stereotype no. 1:

– The Caller pronounced it “Keeeenya,” the old colonial way.

“Sounds like the ‘holiday of a lifetime’!” Says the DJ.

“We’re taking a drive across the Rift Valley, then to the beach in Mombasa, hoping the pirates from Somalia don’t get us.” (The DJ agrees that being kidnapped by pirates would not make for a good holiday of a lifetime. Memory of a lifetime flashing before you, maybe!)

Negative African stereotype no. 2:

– Visiting the East African coast necessarily involves Somali pirates.

Negative African stereotype no. 3:

– We’re lucky that we know the Caller is going to Kenya, not just any old African country. She has no idea where in Keeeenya she’s actually going for her Safari.

“Where did you spend your honeymoon?” Asks the DJ.

“Cornwall,” she replies. (South West England). “Nothing to hunt there!” She jokes.

Negative African stereotype no. 4:

– Going on Safari equates to hunting animals.

The DJ corrects her: “I don’t think you’ll be hunting animals on Safari. We don’t do that anymore.” (Actually, there is limited, regulated hunting on some Safaris in Africa but the vast majority of holidaymakers just come to shoot with cameras).

“And what song would you like me to play for you Caller?”

“Africa” by Toto.

Negative African stereotype no. 5:

“Africa” by Toto.

I confess: I can’t help it, I love singing along to the song – perhaps because I’ve heard it a gazillion times.

But… it does seem a bit naff to be listening to it in Uganda – though God knows we hear it at least once every night if we’re at a local bar. Toto’s ‘Africa’ was released in 1983, here’s the video.

**Scroll down to find out what Toto’s Africa is really all about!*

I hear the drums echoing tonight

But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation

She’s coming in 12:30 flight

The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation

I stopped an old man along the way

Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies

He turned to me as if to say

“Hurry boy, it’s waiting there for you!”

It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you

There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do

I bless the rains down in Africa

Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

The wild dogs cry out in the night [the Muzungu: that’ll be the street dogs running amok!]

As they grow restless longing for some solitary company

I know that I must do what’s right

Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti [the Muzungu: hmmm? geography!]

I seek to cure what’s deep inside

Frightened of this thing that I’ve become [the Muzungu: not a good lyric writer, I’m telling ya!]

It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you

There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do

I bless the rains down in Africa

Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

Hurry boy, she’s waiting there for you

It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you

There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do

I bless the rains down in Africa

Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

were Toto right about Africa?

The Muzungu’s having mixed feelings now about singing along to Toto’s song ‘Africa.’ What a patronising load of crap.

 

So, Dearest Reader, apparently “this song tells the story of a man who comes to Africa and must make a decision about the girl who comes to see him. He is enamored with the country [Africa is a country is it?] but he must leave if he is going to be with her.”

Toto keyboard player David Paich wrote the song, and explained: “At the beginning of the ’80s I watched a late night documentary on TV about all the terrible death and suffering of the people in Africa. It both moved and appalled me and the pictures just wouldn’t leave my head. I tried to imagine how I’d feel about if I was there and what I’d do.” Paich had never been to Africa when he wrote the song.” [You don’t say!]

Jeez what did I start? I wish I hadn’t Googled this. What a depressing load of uneducated rubbish.

There’s so little exposure of the many wonderful, beautiful, talented and extraordinary things happening right now on this continent. Writing Diary of a Muzungu is my minuscule, personal attempt at trying to combat some of the many negative perceptions and untruths about Africa.

Are you (still?) a Toto fan? Does Uganda fit your idea of ‘a holiday of a lifetime’?

Yes or no? Either way, I’d love to hear your thoughts!

Bukasa stand-off, doggy style

Morning walks with Baldrick used to be so fun and easy.

Percy the puppy is now the same size – but with a brain the size of a pea. It’s not just that he’s a puppy, I’m sure he’s a bit dim.

My puppy Percy - recycled Ugandan street dog
Percy! Hell he’s cute! My puppy Percy – recycled Ugandan street dog

Half kangaroo / half dog, Percy bounces up towards me every time I see him. I love his enthusiasm but his boundless energy wears me out. This nervous little puppy watches my every move, unlike Balders, who would happily let strangers climb over him as they enter the house. He would hardly lift his head.

That’s all changed now of course.

With the appearance of a rival, Baldrick feels the need to assert himself on a regular basis. Top Dog is now a good guard dog too – he’s finally earning his keep! Luckily he has a dignified bark (not like that annoying thing in the compound opposite that barks in the middle of the night, every night).

I can trust Baldrick. I know that if he chases a chicken or a goat, he will stop short of trying to kill it. He does a U-turn right at the last second, with a cheeky look on his face, as the goat or chicken leaps / squawks into the air. With Percy, it’s a different matter; you can tell that ‘mouth on legs’ won’t stop running; the needle-sharp teeth will do their damage. (Lord knows he gets through anything we leave lying around the compound: last week he ate my lovely tyre cover! Last night he chewed a big hole in the brand new dog blanket!)

Baldrick and Percy enjoy the long grass
Baldrick and Percy – now known as “the bookends” –  enjoy the long grass

I have a problem with my hands, so the last thing I want on my relaxing morning walk is to have them pulled out of their sockets by an overexcited puppy straining at the leash.

As we turn a corner close to Lake Victoria, we see a herd of long-horned Ankole cattle slowly walking towards us, accompanied by a motley bunch of yapping dogs, teeth barred. Baldrick is off the lead, jumping and playing. Everybody’s a new friend to this cool dog.

But as the cattle and dogs come closer, I realise there’s no way we’re going to pass the herd without a fight, so I back off. (Caesar Milan would not approve; I’ve given off the wrong message, giving up my space to the approaching dogs) but Percy whines and fusses and yanks hard on the leash. It feel like my fingers are being cut off by the cheesewire-like thread of the nylon leash. (I’ve taken to buying the cheapest leashes I can; Percy’s sliced through four already).

We backtrack a few feet, I call Baldrick over and we stand aside while the herd and pack of four overprotective dogs carry on down the path behind us.

View of Lake Victoria from Bukasa, a few kilometres south of Kampala City
View of Lake Victoria from Bukasa, a few kilometres south of Kampala City

The dogs of Bukasa are out in full force today. There’s another one watching us at the end of a narrow road. I’m not turning back now though. He’s a handsome devil, a Doberman with beautifully shaped ears, erect and alert as he sees us approach. He stakes his claim in the middle of the dirt road.

Two workmen watch us and call out to the dog, beckoning him to go back inside the building site. He doesn’t want to listen but eventually disappears from view.

Me and the boys walk by, Baldrick minding his own business, Percy whining again. As we turn the corner, I hear the tell-tale patter of a dog running up behind us, and three men shouting:

“Kivu!”

“Kivu!”

“Kivu!”

The Doberman pulls up short at the boundary of his territory and I turn to wave the workmen a relieved thank you. Phew!

Dogs have been a big part of my life in Uganda. Here are some of my favourite stories: